Saunders the pumpkin

Well it's spreading around the internet although not very fast
as a song's lyrics entitled "Saunders the pumpkin"
seing this you would have probably thought what the heck??!!!

well I basically started this song. before I tell you why I will give you some backup information on this Saunders guy

saunders is a man who recently killed a wolf from a snowmobile after chasing it 35 miles
not only is saunders a stupid bastard but he wants his child to be the same
"There's times I'd like to get rid of all of them, but that's not realistic either," Saunders said. "And I'd like for my son one day to be able to hunt them, too."

saunders also plans to make the wolf into a rug!

he deserves to be made fun of...

so I wrote this lovely song
(to the tune of frosty the snowman)

XD
ready?

Saunders the pumpkin
was 1,000,000m wide
and he killed a wolf from a snowmobile
but his head will blow up and dies


and now to quote from an article I found about him on the internet

‘Once in a lifetime’
Posted: Wednesday, Apr 16th, 2008
BY: Joy Ufford

Bondurant hunter shares his personal experience with wolves



"Tony Saunders is part rancher, part farmer. He’s also an outfitter, cowboy, snowmobiler – and an avid hunter" damb you forgot to mention he is public ememy of elementals, a bastard, nizzler food and a rotting pumpkin

“They are a tremendously big dog,” he said. “Bigger than any dog I’ve ever seen.” stupid ass! call a kitzta a cat AND DIE!!!

"Saunders emphasized he’s not trying to upset people against wolf hunting but wants them to understand how and why wolves can negatively affect wildlife and livelihoods"
well too bad ruddy pumpkin headed bastard you pissed me off
they positively effect wildlife and livelihoods and your stupid lies confirm you are nothing more than contaminated nizzler chow

"Wolves should be managed like trophy-game animals because they are trophy game"
no they arn't and if you dare try to create elemental hunting season I will sick my HUMAN hunting nizzlers on you!

“There’s a difference between people who kill and people who hunt,” he said. “It’s once in a lifetime. Anything you get one shot at doing, I think is pretty exciting.”
I once dropped a pumpkin out my window it splattered in a mess it had no brains
I wonder if your anatomy is simular to your outer appearence you stupid pumpkin head
there is no difference between hunting and murder YOU WILL BURN IN HELL AND I WILL LAUGH AT YOU!!!

HUMANS ARE THE ONLY TROPHY GAME KITZTA THINKS SHOULD BE LEGAL
*nizzlers hiss angrily*


SPREAD THIS SONG IN AS MANY AREAS OF THE INTERNENT AS YOU CAN
IF YOU CARE

Saunders the pumpkin
was 1,000,000m wide
and he killed a wolf from a snowmobile
but his head will blow up and dies

he chased the wolf for 35 miles until he finally killed it
but kitzta's getting angry and ready to kill him

OH!

Saunders the pumpkin
was 1,000,000m wide
and he killed a wolf from a snowmobile
but his head will blow up and dies